The title of this blog post in no way reflects upon the actions of my children! Instead, the day was chaotic because of my 4 furry kids, the dogs. At some point during the day...so far...all of the dogs have pooped and peed in the house. Add to that aromatic bouquet, one dog barfing in two separate locations and you have a snap shot of my day.
My dogs are housebroken. Of course they do have an occasional accident, but if that happens it's usually by the door, which tells me they tried to get my attention and I ignored them. Today was off-the-chart, horrible. At one point I was vacuuming up the dog hair and stepped back into a pile of still warm dog barf. I put the vacuum away and pulled out the steam cleaner only to discover that Bunny had peed in her crate and in front of it....on the carpet of course!
I have cleaned, scrubbed, vacuumed, steam cleaned, and swiffered my way thru the day. I am D.O.N.E. The way I look today, I should be the poster child for distraught, frazzled, crazy homeschooling mom's of America. Golly, I'm a sight that even I don't want to see in the mirror. What a shame that blogs don't have scratch and sniff abilities. My house reflects the odiferous array of barf, poop and pee with a backer of linen fresh Lysol, Dow foaming bubbles, Clorox wipes and Bissel pet stain remover. So who wants to come right on over and have some fresh from the oven brownies?