Samuel Jerome and Richnightder

Samuel Jerome and Richnightder
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

EEEEEWWWWWWW, This isn't Arkansas for Christ's Sake!

For reasons of anonymity, because Bismarck, hell, all of North Dakota is so small, I will not use their names, but all I can say is EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!

Let me just say I am utterly horrified and grossed out and keep hearing the twang, twang, twang of the theme song from Deliverance. Ok, you all ready for this? Seems someone we know, but have disliked from our first meeting is actually married to their step-brother or half-brother. I am perplexed at how it is that you can find yourself sexually attracted to someone that you live with in high school and know as your 'brother'? Do you make goo-goo eyes at each other while your parents lecture you about sleeping with a sibling?

I picture the Brady Bunch movie where Marcia and Greg are drawn to each other and darn near kiss. Yet, even in fatasy land of fictional movies, the two characters know that what they feel for each other is wrong. Hmmm, guess this gal should have watched some fictional movies for some real life skills and concepts.

Yes it is true that North Dakota is the second smallest state in our country based on population. Only Wyoming has less and suprisingly that is where this gal is originally from. When we first moved to North Dakota, someone Marc works with told him that his parents had always advised him to not date anyone in the 2 counties in which they lived. Seems he had in excess of 100 first cousins and the family tree is shaped like a telephone pole. EWWWWW!

2 comments:

Corey said...

roflmao! I love your blog!

Tifanni said...

Holy Crap-Double Ewww!
I thought that stuff only happened in Georgia. Thats starting to sound a little like Mike's relatives :)